Today on To Be Frank I’ll be projecting my 11 year old voice through the internet about the plain stupidity of updates that are put on social networks after scratching my eyes out attempting to play Card Jitsu Water on Club Penguin. I can’t even move, let alone kick the gong! The person that wins is always the person that manages, after minutes of button mashing, to move forward a space so that the other penguins fall off the waterfall. Now, the reason I hate this update so much is because seriously, it’s hard. Ultra hard. Metal with a brick on top hard. If you can actually move, most likely the poor computer has got so tired of you attacking the mouse, it decides to give you a little push. Another annoying update is on Roblox, where they are CONSTANTLY adding new updates to scripting, which is basically shoving a big lag magnet on the site. Most people can’t figure out how to use the scripts anyway! Roblox also relentlessly releases new ways to get money! I mean, now there’s Builder’s Club, Turbo Builder’s club, AND Outrageous Builder’s Club! The only thing outrageous is the price. There’s limited items also, which is literally saying, “Get out your credit card, these things going quick so if you wanna get one, start stockpiling £115 into your account to buy it at the ridiculous price of 10000 Robux when the original thing was only 50 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The majority of Roblox is simply cheap jeans, muscle shirt, boring smiley face, and shaggy hair. All of which happens to cost 52 tickets, which you need to wait 6 days to get. I don’t see the point in it. Games should be fun and free, not agonizingly hard and expensive. So just THINK before reaching for that keyboard and writing, “NEW! AWESOME CLUB OF AWESOMENESS! ONLY £500!!!!!!!!”
Frank
